my friends and i put the condoms next to the barbies because we are very GANGSTA

oh, all the adventures they have missed…….
i fucking love being a creep in the back of family pictures

I Won’t Refill Ice Trays When It’s Hot

I Won’t Give You the Obvious Answers To The Homework

I Won’t Give You Food

I Will Eat In Front Of You While You Starve

Then I Will Punch You In The Groin Of Your Feelings

boy meets girlgirl meets boygirl likes boyboy likes whorethat’s how that “love story” ends
